Anggerik Impian, HANCUR IMPIAN!

Assalamualaikum.

Uolls tauuu…. * suara makcik kepo*… Last weekend yang kat my friend’s wedding tu, kecoh uolls! Nak tau cerita, ah sila baca.

On Saturday, 20th October 2012, Rozi (si pengantin) WhatsApp kat groupchat kita yang dia tak jadi nikah kat bawah. Nikah kat atas jer. Nanti dah jumpa boleh cerita. Aku dah suspect macam something not right ah.

Kita bridesmaids kene fall in by 12noon abeh bila aku tiba at 12:30pm (aku Melayu dok), aku tengok tu void deck macam kosong jer. Kain yang tergantung kat ceiling pun tak banyak. Wall pun tak dililit. Aku cwi belakang, aik pelamin togel. Aku dah mushkil. Apa cerita ni? Takkan Rozi aku nyer deco ni macam jer kan? Dia nikah lagik 1.5 hours jer sey. Aku tau Rozi nyer taste better than that sey. Then aku nampak Nurul (1 of the bridesmaids) kat bawah. Aku tanyer lah, “Nurul, apa hal?” abeh Nurul cakap “Décor MIA lah sey!”

Apakah?! Jeng jeng jeng! (“apakah” tu macam “what” dalam bahasa Malaysia. Cousin aku yang blaja kat UIA, KL, yang ajar aku)

Bila dah sampai atas, alahai kesian Rozi mata merah padam. By the time aku sampai, dia dah stop nangis ah tapi alahai serious aku cannot imagine if I’m in her position. Aku rasa aku nangis macam aku tak cukup tepung bila nak bake benda.

Si Shidek ni (owner of Anggerik Impian hakpuik!) MIA lah sey. Call call call tak angkat. Message 44 kali pun tak reply. Dah gertak pun, tak gentar weyh! Dia pergi hantar 3 budak around 13 years old, to set up the void deck. Abeh ni 3 hamlau tak tau pa per eh?! Bingit per! Tanya anything, kept saying “tak tau”. Aku suspect tu Shidek dah suruh dorang cakap “tak tau” jer ah macam cerita Madu Tiga, si Ramlee suruh kawan dia cakap “kesian” jer. Fed up per!

Beh atlast kawan-kawan aku yang tolong set up the pelamin & skirting semua. Ya Allah pelamin dia seriously berkeladak (see photo). Kawan aku sampai kene beli, aper tu, Febreeze ke aper ah to sental the pelamin tapi tetap taklei hilang! Kalau aku tau, aku amik gambar, zoom in sey! Kerusi kat pelamin, Ya Allah kotor! Ada big patch of uglinest there. AND tu bukan kerusi yang kawan aku nak eh! Cekik darah sak!

Abeh si Shidek ni boleh call cakap nak kasi sireh darah. Konon pukul 1pm dia will sampai ah. Tiba masa, pukul 3pm baru sampai TAPI bukan dia yang turun, dia hantar dia punya kuncu. Kau fikir kita heran sangat dengan sireh dara kau tu? Hok aloh, sireh dara kakak sdare aku buat lagi lawa lah dok. Tu décor patut kau settle kan dulu! Abeh asal taknak turun sendiri? Nampak sah PENGECUT. Ni ah lelaki yang tak berani. Kental.

Asik mentak Rozi do the payment every month abeh sendiri nyer service pecah. Hello, Rozi did bayar every month ok. Even without him reminding, of course Rozi will bayar. Kawan aku ada duit punya orang lah weyh. And her balance were only $290 which dia thought of paying after the wedding. Memang balance sikit selalu paid after wedding per! Mangkok ah lu Shidek!

Atlast nikah jugak ah kat bawah walaupun pelamin dia macam _________ (fill in the blank eh).



Nasib baik Nurul ada contacts dengan kawan dia, Fendy (owner of awesome Estheme), yang takde décor that week & boleh buat maha last minute eh! Alhamdullillah. KUDOS ESTHEME!

Fendy & staffs all turned up that night around 8pm. Dorang ano semua from scratch & they ended quite late ah around 4am like that? Walaupun dorang cannot get fresh flowers, I tell you, their flowers are so clean, they look like fresh ones! Dorang sempat gosok those chair covers ok!!! And every single details displayed under that void deck are gorgeous. All of us are really really pleased by Estheme.

Aku got teary eh typing this. What the hell hahaha!

Sampai sekarang, Shidek is not contactable. Nak settle secara baik, taknak kan. Abeh tak tau, lu tunggu surat saman datang eh. Jangan main-main, kita semua fierce tau. *tunjuk angkong ikan coil* Kawan aku dah report police then nak gi sub-court. Watch out Shidek.

BOYCOTT ANGGERIK IMPIAN HAKPUIK!

SUPPORT ESTHEME!!! Pakkal aku dah kawin. Kalau tak, aku engage Estheme for my décor. Jangan marah Decorama, I still love you. Heh!

Wassalam.

P/S Please spread the word around. Nak share blogpost ni pun boleh.

Dah 1 year seyyy

Assalamualaikum.

Wahhhhh dah 1 year sey kawin! Feeweet! Selamat pengantin baru, eh salah, selamat anniversary to both of us!

Dulu zaman ITE, aku tak pernah tau si Qiey ni wujud. Pastu bila time poly, dia mentel add aku kat msn sebab konon kawan kita 1 ni, Ikin, suka forward forward emails & kebetulan email aku selalu 1st so dia main add. Tak malu sey. Muahahahah!!!

Abeh dah add kan, mesti ah aku nak tau siapa. Dia kasi gambar pun, aku tak cam. Tap tup, ekhem, dahhh berpacaran. Then tunang then nikah. We didn't drag long for our relationship. Early 2008 kenal, late 2009 tunang, late 2011 nikah, 09/10/11. Alhamdullillah everything was planed by Him, nicely.

Moga pernikahan kita berkekalan hingga ke, yes you are right, Jannahtul Firdaus. May we keep guiding each other to the right path & may Allah keeps showering us with sakinah mawaddah warahmah. Ameeeennnnnnnnnn!!!

Wassalam.

P/S And of course doas from our loved ones are greatly appreciated. Terima kasihhh!!

Aku masih kurus!

Assalamualaikum.

Compare diri aku dulu dengan sekarang, aku can't deny that aku gained alot of weight. From the cheecks to the tummy to the bum. Ohhhhh yes!

Aku actually do prefer the weight i'm carrying now TETAPI masalah nyerrr, those fats goes to the wrong place! If you know what i mean. Kalau they go to the correct place, confirm plus chop badan aku macam Miranda Kerr. Or infact, org ingat Miranda Kerr yang ikut badan aku. Tapi tu semua "KALAU". Fact is, aku boncit.

Ni belum ada anak, kawan aku dah kacau aku "tu dah brapa bulan?" Kong ajiak Sue. Ada pulak cakap "Eh perut kau stoppit eh Anz" *stares at Rin*

Aku tak whining jer eh. I do something to make myself look better seperti jogging BUT aku dah tak pergi sejak bulan puasa that time. Kata nak start balik, tak start start. Bahahaha!!

FYI, gi jogging bukan for keeping myself in shape jer tetapi for also keeping myself fit. Tak semestinya orang kurus taklei exercise per. Apa? Aku masih kurus what?!

*look at self* Aku masih dalam golongan orang kurus k. Cuma dulu aku kudut. You see the difference? Hahahaa denial eh! Aku dulu kudut sampai ex aku & his friends panggil aku Papan. Klaka per?! *tumbok*

Ok ok orang nak panggil aku gemok, aku boleh accept TETAPI kalau orang cakap "Eh kau dah macam kakak kau", tu part gua taklei accept man!! Hahahaha!! Yes memang kita adik beradik, muka sama i can't deny, tapi please eh, dia 3 kali ganda aku. Rilekkkkk sudah! Or maybe 4? Hahahaha!!

"Eh bulat nyer kau sekarang? Iyer lah dah kawin kan, dah bahagia" Oh clichè! Stoppit eh! Abeh dulu aku tak bahagia ah? *jeling tajam* Hahahahaha!!

To conclude, pipi aku plus perut plus punggong all naik sebab, iyer lah sekarang kan aku selalu bake, kemungkinan besar tu baking power stuck kat tempat-tempat tu sebab tu makin naik. Ni cerita benar, bukan rekaan semata-mata. Tak payah pakai botox nyah!

Wassalam.